What is absolutely wonderful about my obsession is that when the time comes my wedding will be a breeze to execute since I've made plans for three different weddings depending on the time of year I get married. No, I don't have a fiance nor a boyfriend. I'm not even seriously dating anyone. It's just that I. Love. Weddings.
So that said, I'd like to start a new campaign. It's not a "Get Nicole Hitched" thing or anything like that. No-no, my friends. I would like to formally announce my campaign for
T-Pain 4 ROH
He is the perfect musician with his auto-tuned tunes titillating my ears in car rides, on runs around the lake, at parties...he is The Man. The first time I heard the melodic voice of my future Rapper of Honor was his hit about his fascination with the girl of his dreams: I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper). Great song to dance to at frat parties, believe you me. That gem was followed by his #1 hit "Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin). Another great song to dance to with the new found gentlemen-friend you met at a frat party.
Of course, it wasn't until his out-of-this-world-blow-your-mind collaboration with the lovely boys of The Lonely Island that I truly fell in love with his musical talents. "I'm on a Boat" is the song of our generation. Hearing it instantly brings you back to that time that you were on a boat (and probably drinking excessively, slurring your rendition with all your friends making memories you'll never remember). It was about the 37th time hearing said song that I came to the realization: T-Pain would throw the most bomb bachelorette party ever.
And we both have grillz.
I look forward to you joining me in my campaign and hopefully (for the love of all that is sacred in this world) when I get married we'll be rocking out with my ROH!! Look for "T-Pain 4 ROH" meeting times and campaign updates in the near future (as soon as my campaign manager gets back from vacation.)
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