You know how there are little things that people do that drive you completely nuts, and you know that you're nuts for letting yourself get so worked up over this crap? I have a few pet peeves that are completely ridiculous.
The Microwave Timer
Good god CAN NO ONE HIT 'CLEAR' AFTER THEIR FOOD IS DONE?!? I cannot stand seeing anything but the correct time on the microwave, and by god it MUST match the oven time or I really might lose my shit.
I have an abnormally keen sense of smell. If there is a weird smell, it needs to go away now. The problem, though, with my keen sense of smell is that I smell things way before anyone else does and it smells way stronger to me. It drives me nuts when I ask if anyone can smell that disgusting smell and no one knows what the hell I'm talking about.
I hate cell phones and I use mine everyday. The thing I hate about the cell phone is that it's an excuse for so many people to ignore those around them, and that's just rude. Put the FREAKIN' cell phone away and talk to the company you're sharing. Do not read the news. Do not text your bff. That can wait until you're alone. Enjoy the company of others (ahem, me). If you do choose your cell phone over conversation with me, don't expect me to hang out with you too often.