It's Day 2 of The Master Cleanse and I'm not as hungry as yesterday. I am however a bit light headed, and by light headed I genuinely feel like there is less going on in my brain than normal. Like maybe my brain needs food to work properly. Whatevs. I feel skinny.
Today during my incredibly difficult task of inputing shoddily written email addresses into an Excel spreadsheet for this yummy, super popular, organic-friendly grocery store based out of Austin, Texas it was a struggle to type my normal 75+ wpm. Did I just brag a little about my typing skillz? Yup! I really feel like my typing was off. I had to backspace way more times than normal. Ew, I just realized that I'm talking about typing like it's interesting. Done.
So I wasn't as hungry, drank lots of my yummy concoction and herbal tea, and had a massive uh-huh this morning. I guess the cleanse is working! I didn't do the salt water flush because I didn't have any non-iodized salt. Oh what a silly mistake... After a quick trip to the HEB for more limes (3 for $1) and non-iodized organic sea salt I am and good to go! Although upon telling my ma and step pa about my plans to flush con salt water they immediately were like "hope you have a diaper BAHAHAHAHA!!!" Thanks 'rents...NAWT! I think I'll probably do it anyway. Besides, I have to take a drug test first thing in the morning for my new job and it'll make things interesting.
I leave you with my new favorite internet show: VeryMaryKate.
Oh, and tomorrow my mom and I are getting pedi's during lunch. She's paying. Precious!